April 16 2014, 11pm


miecroft:

every friend group has a mom


April 16 2014, 11pm


highglossfinish:

herzspalter:

Smart boyfriend you got there, Breakdown. Smart boyfriend with anger issues. And a saw for a hand.

With the proper key, you can open any door. 


April 16 2014, 9pm


turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


April 16 2014, 9pm


How to color eggs with onion shells.


wewantwow:

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This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.


April 16 2014, 9pm


q-bert:

did you know females don’t have to be tough to be a good character

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(Source: heckboy)


April 16 2014, 8pm


methodguy:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

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(Source: w9)


April 16 2014, 8pm


tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!


April 16 2014, 8pm


claricechiarasorcha:

When The Avengers came out I wanted Clint and Natasha to be secret!married so bad, but now after The Winter Soldier I want it even more because Steve finds out and then his first thought is oh my god I kissed a married woman and he doesn’t know whether or not to confess because it was work-related but his conscience is eating away at him and finally he gives in but then he just can’t because Clint’s laughing so damn hard he can’t even hear himself speaking.


April 16 2014, 8pm


fuckinowned:

*accidentally marries an anime character* mom i can explain


April 16 2014, 8pm


spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

(Source: 420dongsquad)


April 16 2014, 3pm


snorlaxatives:

spacepixie:

pond weed that looks like long green hair !

no wonder you’re still ill stop touching that nasty shit


April 16 2014, 12pm


shingekinokyojinheaven:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone

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April 16 2014, 11am


yowhosedogisthat:

Shoebills look very scary from the front

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But from other angles…

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April 16 2014, 11am


banesboner:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

americans